MONICA: So, wait, you really did like my cookies? If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now. Theirs were plainly bought from a gas station - Rachel gets wiper blades and a bottle of car smell; Phoebe gets toilet seat covers; Ross obtains a cola drink and a lemon-lime; while Monica receives a packet of ribbed condoms. Phoebe is stunned to find a picture of her father in Ross' photo frame, but the others explain to her that he is just the model for the guy-in-the-frame shot. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein. This video is unavailable. MONICA: Hey, we could have used that kind of thinkin' earlier. Fanpop quiz: The One with Phoebe's Dad - See if you can answer this Friends trivia question! PHOEBE: No, it's just like, ya know, it's a whole mess of stuff, ya know. After, the group begins gift-giving, and Chandler and Joey start giving out theirs. Phoebe: Well, I heard you’re having a problem with one of the boys in your class. Phoebeis stunned to find a picture of her father in Ross' photo frame, but the others explain to her that he is just the model for the guy-in-the-frame shot. Mike Hagerty - Mr. Treeger [Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. This is only seen in the uncut DVD episode. Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Chandler and Joey go with Phoebe to see her dad. CHANDLER: Well, so why not go knock? Transcript of The One with Phoebe's Husband. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. . When Rachel says "and you wear too much of that gel in your hair" she's leaning against the counter. Ya know and I'll, I'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be really nice to me 'cause, you know, I'm Franks daughter. Meanwhile, Phoebe tries to go knock at her father's door but can't, because she's worried that he might shut her off and she's not prepared to lose him like that. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? one. Am I not saying it right. It is unlikely that Treeger wouldn't have known to turn the radiator off from the bottom, as he is the head of maintenance in the building, and likely deals with heating or cooling issues daily. . Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. The cookies, apparently, go down well only with Treeger. 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out 208 - The One With The List 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad 210 - The One With Russ 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 ]. Phoebe: Oh, hey Joey. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there, discussing the night before.] With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Just after Ross has tipped Mr Treeger for a second time, Rachel moves from behind Monica's right shoulder to directly behind her but after Ross says his line, Rachel's back to her previous position then repeats the move to behind Monica indicating Rachel had moved too soon. Ross says one line and then the shot switches back to facing Rachel and her right arm has moved further over the blue counter, despite the side on shot showing Rachel didn't move. However, after a night hanging out together, the empty wine bottles standing on the table are too much to go unnoticed; the thing is that not one of the gang drank more than two glasses, which leaves only Fun Bobby as the remaining drinker. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. CHANDLER: Yeah, and someday when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges. Loading... Unsubscribe from Ivan Solano? RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. Although we only catch a fleeting glimpse of the apartment number, it's number 163. Now umm, the boy’s name is Sting’s son. This is the first appearance of Phoebe's grandmother's taxi. PHOEBE: Uh-huh. . CHANDLER: Alright, we're gettin' closer. Rachel is on the phone.] Friends with Friends on Instagram Phoebe's grandmother gives her a photo of her real dad. PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. The One With Phoebe's Wedding ... let your dad get this. JOEY: Yeah, Ross. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas. Something, now, anything. . Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Transcripted By: Michelle. It's Christmas time and Monica and Rachel are giving cookies as Christmas tips. Phoebe's naiveté is such that she tells a picture of her granddad to wish her luck. Monica starts to unpack and takes one dish out. Gunther has his first line in this episode: "Yeah". CHANDLER: Ho, ho, ho, holy crap is it hot in here! GRANDMOTHER: I know. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born. Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. When Monica asks him to turn off the heat, Ross breaks the knob off, causing the heat to leak. PHOEBE: Well, not so good. A few lines later Ross turns to Monica again and says "tip the man" and the bathroom door is wide open yet nobody moved. A page for describing Recap: Friends S 2 E 9 The One With Phoebes Dad. 1 Synopsis 2 Song 3 Cast 4 External links It's Christmas time and Monica and Rachel are giving cookies as Christmas tips. I'm sorry about your shopping. She makes the list and does feel better but Ross drives everyone nuts trying to prove every point on the list wrong. This is the only episode to feature Phoebe's grandmother, but she mentions her several times in the following seasons. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay Meanwhile, Phoebe meets Mike's parents, and Joey and Chandler find a video tape in Richard's apartment. … ROSS: You mean hardball? ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. Rachel puts her present of wiper blades down twice. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.] Here's five back. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing] . Directed by Kevin Bright. The cookies, apparently, go down only well with Treeger. CHANDLER: Oh, that's OK, we'll figure something out. Its final appearance is when Ross and Phoebe chase Rachel to the airport in ", At this point, Phoebe is yet to know that her real mother is still alive. PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.] When Joey and Chandler are waiting for Phoebe outside Central Perk, a woman crosses the street and draws level with Chandler but the next shot shows her drawing level again. Friends S5E13 - The One with Joey's Bag Please Like And Subscribe! GRANDMOTHER: Hey. gel boy. PHOEBE: Oh, I couldn't go in. ... most responsible men in North America. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. They end up having a Christmas summer party. The song playing in the background when Phoebe runs from outside where she believes her father lives is. Friends – The One with Phoebe's Dad clip4 Ivan Solano. PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. The pack of condoms Ross exchanges with Monica are likely those he uses when he sleeps with Rachel in a few episodes time. Wish me luck, Grandpa! And, uh, oh, you wear Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. RACHEL: Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison. Transcript of The One With the List. . She asks her grandmot… PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now. Thank you Ross: (entering) Hey! Joey turns down Monica's radiator from underneath but in ", Phoebe mentions her father Frank Buffay Sr., who she almost meets, but decides against it. This implies that she was in contact with Phoebe before her mom died. I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real . Phoebe tracks down her father, but isn't sure whether she should meet him. Ross tries to get Rachel to forgive him … PHOEBE: Wow. Phoebe: You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family? She is on the phone] Oneonta. Rachel: Be-because the last one was such a big seller? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. Fanpop quiz: The One With Phoebe's Dad :) - See if you can answer this Friends trivia question! Friends Central is a FANDOM TV Community. [Back in Monica's party. Ross and Monica gladly exchange their gifts. David Schwimmer - Ross Geller, Audra Lindley - Frances JOEY: They're ribbed for your pleasure. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. The One with Two Parts, Part 1. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. MONICA: Honey, I'm sorry. The next time Joey and Rachel go with her but bring cushions following Joey and Chandler's incident when they banged their head on the decency screen. PHOEBE: You guys. This redirect is within the scope of WikiProject New York City, a collaborative effort to improve the coverage of New York City-related articles on Wikipedia.If you would like to participate, please visit the project page, where you can join the discussion and see a list of open tasks. When Monica and Ross return from shopping and Ross asks if anyone's heard from Phoebe. He introduces himself at the funeral for the grandmother, which makes Phoebe gasp. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. "The One With Phoebes Dad" is the second Christmas-themed episode of the NBC/Warner Bros. sitcom Friends, produced and aired as the ninth episode of its second season. Oh, that's fine, never mind. Plus, we finally meet her grandmother who is an actress from a few other famous tv sitcoms, Find out which one! With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. How's it going? ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? When Rachel is on the phone to Mr Treeger, she says "yes it's hot enough to bake cookies" and we get a shot of Ross turning to Monica the bathroom door is closed. RACHEL: Huh-hoo, yeah, no, it's still basil. Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani Transcript of. The One With Phoebe's Dad. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. When Phoebe arrives in the cab to take Chandler and Joey, the cab is dragging a cable. Ross is still trying to make peace with Rachel and buys her a Slinky, which she doesn't appreciate at all. Phoebe's grandmother says that she didn't want to go along with not telling her who her father was but when Phoebe's mom died it was harder to argue with her. You know, and, and I'll knock on the door and, and he'll hug me and I'll have a dad. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. It's been like a half an hour. JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Phoebe: Yeah. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable. RACH: Ross kissed me. ROSS: Excuse me, I'm seizing. On this occasion Joey and Chandler accompany Phoebe to find her Dad. OK, um, in Ithica. JOEY: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope that's alright. JOEY: Phoebs, what's goin' on? MONICA: Whatever. PHOEBE: No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you. Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing Transcript of The One with Two Parts, Part 2. Monica: I wanted it for years! Phoebe learns that the guy in the pictures her grandmother has been showing her of her dad is just a model, so she becomes determined to track down her real father. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Greene ROSS: [pulls the cigarette off his upper lip and hands it to Mr. Greene] Yeah, yes it is, I was just moistening the tip. Monica is back with Fun Bobby, whom the guys find really funny. Directed by Kevin Bright. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison. ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? On that occasion Phoebe learns her father left this family too but she does meet her halfbrother Frank Jr. Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. FRIENDS -- "The One with Phoebe's Dad" Episode 9 -- Pictured: Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay, Audra Lindley as Frances Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images Thank you. MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday. The guys and Phoebe make their way to Monica's apartment where the heat hits them - to everyone's surprise, Joey manages to turn off the heat by telling Monica that since the knob was broken, he turned the heat off from underneath. On Joey's insistence, Ross shows everyone his presents. ROSS: Yeah. I was gonna make cookies for my children. PHOEBE: Yeah? PHOEBE: This is my father, this is a picture of my dad. Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls, Transcript of the episode including the deleted scenes, The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know, https://friends.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_With_Phoebe%27s_Dad?oldid=87668. . Phoebe will celebrate her birthday by having a dinner with her friends at a fancy restaurant. Joey: (afraid) Yeah. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. . 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding. Monica: Uh-huh, yeah. Transcribed by Josh Hodge [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. The cookies, apparently, go down well only with Treeger. How 'bout you make a list about me. She's driving me crazy! Cut to Rachel who says "no"  then back to Monica and she has 4 dishes in her hand without time to unpack them. JOEY: Really, hey, you mind if I turn the heat down? She goes to ask her grandmother about her father and demands pictures of him, but all Grandma has are pictures of guys in frames. When Phoebe asks for the truth, she admits to her that she doesn't know anything about him - except for the fact that he's a pharmacist upstate and his home address. He quickly says his name is Joe and rushes out. They meet at the end of the Season 3 finale, ", This is the first time Ross reveals that he celebrates Hanukkah, implying that he is Jewish (and since he and Monica were raised together, this would count for Monica too). Will uh, will this help with the knob getting? Ross is still trying to make peace with … Ross is still trying to make peace with Rachel and buys her a Slinky, which she doesn't appreciate at all. You can take my cab. alright, um, Saratoga. Phoebe: You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe? Directed by David Schwimmer. Redirect This redirect does not require a rating on the project's quality scale. MR. TREEGER: Ahh, if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss ya. PHOEBE: Yeah, maybe, yeah. Directed by Gary Halvorson. The amount of time she spends trying to go up to his house is such that Chandler and Joey don't manage to finish their shopping, but the guys support her decision and promise her that one day she'll be ready. It's Christmas time and Monica and Rachel are giving cookies as Christmas tips. Chandler and It's almost Christmas and an out-of-work Monica and underpaid Rachel tip Treeger, the paperboy and the mailman with cookies instead of cash--with mixed results. CHANDLER: This is unbelievable. [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein], ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. She then meets him 3 years later in ". Mr. Treeger, here's another 50, happy Hanukkah. I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. You're gonna make a great dad. JOEY: How far'd ya get? CHANDLER: Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame. Watch Queue Queue MR. TREEGER: No, the place is not open 'till Tuesday. Further evidence for this is in the episode ". Chandler and Joey wait too late to shop for presents and Monica tips people using home-baked cookies. . Phoebe says to the friends that her father left her mother before she and Ursula were born, but Frank Buffay Sr. later tells her he used to sing her to sleep. Phoebe: Break my heart—Oh, all right. Ross finds a way to make Emma laugh - singing "Baby Got Back." OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. Courteney Cox - Monica Geller Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? JOEY: Phoebs, that's OK. You took a big step today. MONICA: No, I will not cave. Loading... Unsubscribe from Ivan Solano? Phoebe's grandmother is crossing out a name in the phone book after reading it from the obituaries but on the blu-ray/Netflix/Channel 5 version of the episode, the name she says isn't on the list on the obituaries. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? Phoebe: No, I’m just deciding which one to use—I’m gonna start writing another book! friends, friends moments funny. "The One With Phoebe's Dad" is the ninth episode of the second season of Friends, which aired on December 14, 1995. PHOEBE: Mailbox. Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. MR. TREEGER: [to Rachel who is standing under mistletoe] So, uh, is this, uh, mistletoe? Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out 208 - The One With The List 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad 210 - The One With Russ 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 RACHEL: What'cha gonna' do? . GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Chandler: Dying people say the craziest things. James Michael Tyler - Gunther. [Ross and Monica trade their gifts. You know what? ROSS: C'mon Rachel. Phoebe is running back to the cab.] 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out 208 - The One With The List 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad 210 - The One With Russ 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 It will appear several more times in the show. Later in the series the number changes to 14 and then 16. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now? [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. Transcribed by Josh Hodge. However, it could be another thing that her mother told her. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. MONICA: Ross. RACHEL: Nice seizing. ROSS: Hey, Phoebs, how'd it go. I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] On Joey's insistence, Ross shows everyone his presents. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. PHOEBE: OK. And as I am the only one who has read them, I can tell you that they all have been very well received. MONICA: [to Ross] Looks like he's playin' baseball. The One with Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tracks down her real father. This episode also marks the first appearance of Monica's "Cookie Time" cookie jar. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Frank is central to Season 2 episode "The One With Phoebe's Dad", but appears only once and more than three years later, when Phoebe's grandmother (Lily's mother), Frances, dies in "The One With Joey's Bag". He ends up giving the spring to Gunther. However, Phoebe says she used to live on the streets but her grandmother didn't take her in. JOEY: Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you. This episode marks the first appearance of. JOEY: Well, maybe he's, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy. RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. He ends up giving it to Gunther. Rachel and Monica have a Christmas party at their place. It's like, yesterday, ya know, my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy and, ya know, now he's a, a pharmacist guy and. Chaos ensues as Phoebe and Mike prepare to get married. Is that one of my cigarettes? PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? At Monica's, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of cons he has to try and make her feel better, and then obsesses about them. Then when Ross says "live like bacon" the door's closed again. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. MR. TREEGER: Oh, yeah, they were so personal, really showed you cared. Joey: Uh, hey. RACHEL: Huh-huh, no act--no, uhh, that, that is basil. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. Phoebe tries to confront her runaway father. [Phoebe's grandmother enters] This would have been perfectly normal were it not for the fact that she does so to a picture of Albert Einstein. Phoebe is looking out the window.] Phoebe takes a road trip to meet her dad. JOEY: There's the waitress. Phoebe: Listen, I need to ask you something. You and the baby just need better blocking. But everybody is late to the dinner, due to a series of problems. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. . Phoebe: Well, if you must know I have written 14 books. Ross suggests that Rachel should make a list about him to feel better. ROSS: No no, no, that, that's your Christmas tip, alright. too much of that gel in your hair. This brings to the fore the fact that Fun Bobby has a drinking problem. As Rachel thinks he's incapable of seizing the day, Ross tips Treeger twice to try and get the radiator fixed, but Treeger explains how the store won't be open in time to fix anything. You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. Phoebe takes Chandler and Joey with her for support, as the guys still have to do their Christmas shopping. When Phoebe and her grandmother are discussing her father, Phoebe's right hand changes position between shots. [Gives him the cash.]. MR. TREEGER: Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Friends – The One with Phoebe's Dad clip3 Ivan Solano. ROSS: Are you OK? She also hands Phoebe a real picture of him. 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